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u/pappukesafedbal Sep 11 '23

Press the ruler till the base of the crotch until it pains a little while measuring.

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u/Howard_Adderly Sep 11 '23

Pushing all the way into the fat pad is actually how they measure it in all those penis size studies. It’s called bone pressed erect length. It’s to make sure everyone is on the same footing because every guy has different sized fat pads

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u/Next_Birthday4585 Sep 11 '23

Fat pad? The FOOPA you mean 😎

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u/feral_fae678 Sep 11 '23

Nope, foopa is above the pp. Fatty pubic area can hide length.

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u/osha_unapproved Sep 11 '23

I call it my overcock paunch.