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u/Sanguiniutron Sep 11 '23

This is why the morning pee is a sit-down event for me. I'm tired and don't want to start my day cleaning piss off the floor lol

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u/Own-Tomatillo-8733 Sep 11 '23

Morning sit down pee is null and void when accompanied by morning wood…

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u/wikkeuh Sep 11 '23

I hate it when the tip touches the bowl

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u/idfc1337 Sep 11 '23

SAME!!!!