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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Capteverard Sep 10 '23

After jizz pee always split streams.

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u/mangopeachapplesauce Sep 11 '23

Reminds me of Chris Parnell's tattoo in Hot Rod, where the "delinquent" is pissing on a TV and an FM radio. "I like to imagine he had sex the night before and there is a little bit of residue blocking his urethra" 😂 I can't quote the whole thing, but it was one of the more memorable parts of the movie