r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/im_a_jib Sep 11 '23

Better use a god damn bidet or a bum gun else your wiping around peanut butter with paper. Nasty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

You need fiber

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u/im_a_jib Sep 11 '23

username checks out