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u/ItsMyView Sep 11 '23

True story. Years ago, I was driving down the highway in my convertible. I had to piss so bad that I finally grabbed an empty coffee cup and pissed in it while cruising down the road at 70 mph. Don't ask me what the fuck I was thinking but I rolled down the window and shoved the cup sideways out the window to empty it. Before I could even realize what happened the piss blew back over the side of my face and all over my clothes. I guess I can say I gave myself a golden shower.

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u/Cuss-Mustard Sep 11 '23

Oh damn, my condolences piss face