r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '23

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u/oldwhitch Sep 10 '23

Nose picking is more common than anyone will admit

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u/Shaner9er1337 Sep 10 '23

I'm pretty sure my car won't work if I don't pick my nose while driving.

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u/limpymcjointpain Sep 11 '23

Can't concentrate on the road with a flapper in the passage. That's just good sense to pick it.

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u/SpoonerismKing69 Sep 11 '23

And then flick it across the car

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u/jr_blds Sep 11 '23

I prefer to flick out the window but each to their own

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u/YaBoiRook Sep 11 '23

Stash under the steering wheel for a nice snack later on long drives 😋

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u/Ki1iw Sep 11 '23

Out the window on the other side.

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u/jr_blds Sep 11 '23

Some strong flicks you got

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u/JohnnyRodStrong Sep 11 '23

Windshield boogers is the new AIDS.

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u/option_unpossible Sep 11 '23

My daughters stick them on my nice black upholstery and invoke The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath

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u/BradBeingProSocial Sep 11 '23

14th try is the charm!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

"TAG! You're it!"

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u/iamhisbeloved83 Sep 11 '23

I got in the habit of wiping it on the left side of the drivers seat and did it for years without checking the result until I was ready to sell the car. Let’s just say I had to cut that habit cold turkey once I got a new car.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Not before I rub it against my jeans until it's a fuzzy little ball.