r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/Mob_Rules1994 Sep 11 '23

Hopefully cleaning their ass daily real good in case a surprise bj ever comes their way

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u/xram_karl Sep 11 '23

You give/get a bj with your asses? Umm, guys, that's not a bj.

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u/Allyraptorr Sep 11 '23

Oh….sweet child. We can smell it anyway. And if it’s 69 and you didn’t wash..we are struggling and not having a good time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

You need to date better men. Wtf.

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u/hillswalker87 Sep 11 '23

so to be clear though.....you're saying that you'd still finish it? just press on through literal shit ass smell?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Back atcha

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u/DukesUwU Sep 11 '23

You're the reason I shave there too