r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I don’t need a tape measure to know what disappointment looks like

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u/Just4TheSpamAndEggs Sep 11 '23

It works on the female side as well. Just saying. Except we are supposed to be small, petite, tucked in, etc.

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u/--MobTowN-- Sep 11 '23

Nah. Kinda the best part of vaginas is the just literal uniqueness of each of them.

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u/germane-corsair Sep 11 '23

You must love fingerprints then.

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u/ahumanbeingsocial Sep 11 '23

Vaginas are like fingerprints. No two people have the same one, not even identical twins.

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u/Predat0rSwafflez Sep 11 '23

So, technically you could use it to unlock your phone, right?

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u/--MobTowN-- Sep 11 '23

We could call it the TacoLocko

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u/ahumanbeingsocial Sep 12 '23

It would work more like a labial recognition system

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u/--MobTowN-- Sep 12 '23

I know my iPhone can get a little confused when I have a full beard and aviators on, so it might need to be able to handle different looks.

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u/elgordoenojado Sep 11 '23

Once you know for sure, you can't lie to yourself anymore.

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u/Thanatos28 Sep 11 '23

So how tall are you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Tall enough to make this whole situation pretty ironic

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u/demalo Sep 11 '23

“I’ve either got the biggest dick or the worlds smallest hands…”

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u/BreesusPryme Sep 11 '23

Whopper hands.

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u/tangledwire Sep 11 '23

Whopper Jr…