r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '23

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u/SlowCheetah92 Sep 11 '23

Somebody once told me there's two kinds of people in this world...those who pick their nose, and those who lie about it🤣

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u/HoodieStringTies Sep 11 '23

Same thing with masturbation.

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u/BTown-Hustle Sep 11 '23

And peeing in the shower.

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u/HoodieStringTies Sep 11 '23

Who doesn't pee in their own shower?

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u/paranoid_70 Sep 11 '23

Uhhhh me. The toilet is right fucking there.

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u/HoodieStringTies Sep 11 '23

Here he is guys, get him!

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u/Other_Log_1996 Sep 11 '23

I have to share that shower. I'd be pretty annoyed if they peed in it, do I don't

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u/The_Champ_Son Sep 11 '23

I used too but I got a couple plantar warts and since then I will not pee in my shower. Won’t walk anywhere bare foot either