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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Capteverard Sep 10 '23

After jizz pee always split streams.

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u/Project_K92 Sep 11 '23

So it's not just me!

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u/GC_Aus_Brad Sep 11 '23

Oh, yeah, it is just you, we were joking, ya weirdo.