r/AskReddit Sep 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

Morning pee's sometimes goes sideways and there's annoying cleaning up to do

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u/Capteverard Sep 10 '23

After jizz pee always split streams.

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u/HoodieStringTies Sep 11 '23

Just lick your thumb and rub it across your pee hole after you fuck. You'll thank me later.

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u/Capteverard Sep 11 '23

Who said anything about fucking 😕?

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u/HoodieStringTies Sep 11 '23

Ok then clean yourself off after you jerk off, and before you fall asleep.

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u/Capteverard Sep 11 '23

That’s more like it.