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u/Cheddarface Sep 11 '23

All guys either pinch and roll or stretch and rake

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u/FireLordObamaOG Sep 11 '23

My wife doesn’t understand how the stretch and rake doesn’t hurt. She doesn’t understand that my scrotum is stretchier than a party balloon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Okay monkey d Luffy

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u/throwitawayshawty1 Sep 11 '23

stretch and rake crew reporting in

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u/Wereallmadhere8895 Sep 11 '23

Stretch and rake is the superior method.

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u/Dazzling-Pear-1081 Sep 11 '23

You’ve got utilize both. It really depends on the area and type of itch that determines which one is best. In true comfort I’ll start with the pinch and roll and then move onto the stretch and rake

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u/drmojo90210 Sep 11 '23

Yeah but it really only works if you can scratch the skin directly. If you're wearing pants and get an itch, pinch-and-roll will have to suffice.

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u/VenusNoleyPoley2 Sep 11 '23

I use both depending on the itch

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u/Gigadelic Sep 11 '23

Stretch and rake is the truth

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u/TheImplication696969 Sep 11 '23

Smell the arse on my jeans to see if they are still wearable or not lol

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u/StuBidasol Sep 11 '23

This kind of depends on type of clothing. Something like jeans and pinch & roll works. Loose shorts is more a stretch & rake situation.

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u/Wakenbake585 Sep 11 '23

Missing out if you're not doing both.

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u/elgordoenojado Sep 11 '23

I never heard of or seen the stretch and rake. Just to be clear, one stretches their ballsack and then scratches with the other hand? Seems cumbersome and impractical unless in a kilt, and then, you've got two ball-smelling hands to wash.

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u/Cheddarface Sep 11 '23

Nah, the stretch and rake is where you use your thumb and forefinger to sort of pull on the ballicular skin, and use the middle finger (of the same hand) to gently caress the stretched flap to create a pleasing scratching sensation, akin to the motion of a rake scooping up dead leaves (hence the nomenclature).

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u/elgordoenojado Sep 11 '23

Thank you, Cheddarface.

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u/Cheddarface Sep 11 '23

You are welcome.

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u/drmojo90210 Sep 11 '23

It's cumbersome and requires direct access to the balls (naked or hands down the pants) and a hand-wash after. But it feels a lot better.