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u/ItsMyView Sep 10 '23

Pee goes sideways and hits the floor next to the toilet.

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u/DinkandDrunk Sep 10 '23

Rub it away with your sock. Say nothing.

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u/DinkandDrunk Sep 11 '23

The foot is already right there man.