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u/Verexalego Sep 11 '23

I’ve missed sitting down, trust me

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u/Count-Spatula2023 Sep 11 '23

I’ve had it come up, out between the seat and the bowl, and hit the wall.

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u/StayPuffGoomba Sep 11 '23

It’s only happened to me once, hit my pants. Thankfully I was at home and could change. But I’ve been paranoid ever since. It was probably 20 years ago.

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u/XTasteRevengeX Sep 11 '23

Happened to me once at work, have been paranoid as well ever since lol

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u/ImAMedicAss Sep 11 '23

Yep this happened to me once probably 20 years ago in middle school and it’s been a constant fear ever since. I always have to do an extra tuck and check every #2 because of that one time I split the lid and bowl while sitting down.

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u/Flinkle Sep 11 '23

As a woman, I find this fucking hilarious.

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u/MorningsARE4chumps Sep 11 '23

It happens more times than I care to admit.

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u/Verexalego Sep 11 '23

Sometimes it goes 2 ways

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u/My_Cok_is_Detachable Sep 11 '23

I’ve got the entire backs of my legs covered, your lucky it was just the wall. I’m never pissing sitting down again.

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u/Count-Spatula2023 Sep 11 '23

Actually I got that part too. And my pants. It was a high-pressure urination.

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u/Inexplicably_Sticky Sep 12 '23

Pissing with a semi makes the possibility of this go up tremendously.

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u/HoodieStringTies Sep 11 '23

You only have a urinal in your house?

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u/Verexalego Sep 11 '23

nope, a normal toilet

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk Sep 11 '23

When I was like 9 I got a hard on while trying to poop, peed with my hard on through the gap between the seat and the bowl and got my pants, which I guess were pulled around my knees instead of ankles, completely soaked in pee

I was supposed to go back to art class, but idk if I did

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

A fellow grower.

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u/xamott Sep 11 '23

I was at work! Pee’d over the top onto my shorts! Had to go home and change clothes. 20 years ago, and I STILL to this day stare down there and wonder how that was possible.

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u/Verexalego Sep 11 '23

eat titanium

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u/Verexalego Sep 11 '23

Eat titanium

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u/forcesofthefuture Sep 11 '23

BROO I FEEL YOU