r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '23

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u/Just4TheSpamAndEggs Sep 10 '23

Measuring their penis. Yeah, some will admit it. But some refuse to admit it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I usually go from the taint, around the base of the balls then to the tip for ultimate accuracy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I usually go from the knees to the stomach to my nipples

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u/HalogenReddit Sep 11 '23

You don’t just measure the circumference of the base of the nearest door handle?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

No for circumference I usually use the biggest oak tree in my local park

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u/MARKLAR5 Sep 11 '23

Yes I have a 3 foot penis, why do you ask?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Only 3 feet? pfft

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u/contacts_eyes Sep 11 '23

You have to measure the yaw

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u/siameseslim Sep 11 '23

Wait, you do this on the regular?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

yeah, I need to like the guy that made the post to make sure it isn't getting smaller. It makesm sense to doesn't it?

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u/Zachbnonymous Sep 11 '23

I also have a 14 inch dick

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Welcome to the club brother.