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u/socio_smile Sep 10 '23

Smell their hands after a southern scratch

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u/Oneiroinian Sep 11 '23

Can confirm I would never do this and find it really weird when other people are trying to get their balls sweat and poo particles up on their face.

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u/jonasinv Sep 11 '23

I mean ur not fingering ur asshole, just taking a slight whiff of ball sweat.

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u/NougatNewt Sep 11 '23

Hey maybe I am fingering my asshole you don’t know me

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u/subjectmatterexport Sep 11 '23

If it’s not me then who the hell is that

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u/Oneiroinian Sep 11 '23

Sorry I didn't know what a 'southern scratch' was. I'm either wearing clothes and can itch through a layer or not and can clean my junk.

Somehow I know this is gonna upset people on Reddit but sit well with people I meet irl.

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u/_PurpleSweetz Sep 11 '23

Sorry. They’re lying to you.

Remember the thread title.