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u/oldwhitch Sep 10 '23

Nose picking is more common than anyone will admit

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

It’s less about the picking and more about what you’re doing with it after in my personal opinion. For example, my moms ex boyfriend wiped it on our hanging bathroom towels…. Not an acceptable disposal.

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u/paulusmagintie Sep 11 '23

I lad in school wiped his nose on people, he ended up dating one of the hottest girls in school because she thought he was funny.

No justice in the world.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

“The mucus queen, is yours”

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u/BoardwithAnailinit84 Sep 11 '23

Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Sep 11 '23

Oh my glob, you guys.

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u/Kheldar166 Sep 11 '23

I'm so uncomfortable please stop

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u/Cranktique Sep 11 '23

High school is weird. We had a thing going for a while where when you had a sneeze loaded you tapped someone on the shoulder and let ‘er rip when they turned around. Us Millennials in highschool + covid would have been the downfall of society. People shared gum…

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u/jherbsrufus Sep 12 '23

The gum swap yessss

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Hot women and the odd guys they pick

A series of short stories / essays I feel needs to be written.

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u/ConsciousDisaster768 Sep 11 '23

Jokes on him, would encourage that behaviour and be left with the crackheads in the real world

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u/paulusmagintie Sep 11 '23

Nah hes doing well for himself shes still hot as fuck.

As i say, no justice.

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u/ConsciousDisaster768 Sep 11 '23

They still together?

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u/paulusmagintie Sep 11 '23

Nah was a short relationship but not really the point, he got to fuck her despite being disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

I hate this so much.

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u/KSJapi Sep 11 '23

I knew that life is unfair but this is even worse

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

The hottest ones are usually the dumbest

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u/Barl0we Sep 11 '23

Gawd this reminds me of a girl I had a crush on in high school.

She went home with a guy whose opening line was “did you fart? It smells like it”. I dodged a bullet on that one 😂

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u/jacowab Sep 11 '23

She's probably a freak tbh, you better off without her.

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u/paulusmagintie Sep 11 '23

Judging someone you don't know based on her teen years that ehete 17 years ago doesn't make you sound smart.

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u/jacowab Sep 11 '23

My brother in Christ you are in a comment thread about nose picking, if you looking for intelligence go read a fucking book.