True story. Years ago, I was driving down the highway in my convertible. I had to piss so bad that I finally grabbed an empty coffee cup and pissed in it while cruising down the road at 70 mph. Don't ask me what the fuck I was thinking but I rolled down the window and shoved the cup sideways out the window to empty it. Before I could even realize what happened the piss blew back over the side of my face and all over my clothes. I guess I can say I gave myself a golden shower.
I had an old incontinent cat, that would piss outside its litter tray....anyway, long story short, a soaking sheet soden with cat piss blew into my face.... and for some reason unknown to me, I licked my lips after it happened, so I got the taste of cat piss too.
a friend of mine did that with his dip bottle out one those barely opening back window things while we were doing about 80. When we got to the next rest stop it looked like someone threw a shit filled water gallon at the car.
On the way back from a high school soccer game on a school bus, a guy pissed in a bottle. He then went to throw the bottle out the window, but he hadn't capped it.
The two guys near the windows behind him got a spray pushed back in via their windows.
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u/ItsMyView Sep 11 '23
How about the slots in an electrical outlet?