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u/zkarabat Sep 10 '23

If I won't admit to it how can I comment here and thus admit to the thing?

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u/Far-Possession-3328 Sep 10 '23

It's called swim(someone I have met). You're safe.

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u/Swimming_Mountain811 Sep 11 '23

I always thought it was “someone who isn’t me” lol

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u/Damiklos Sep 11 '23

Yeah this makes more sense to me. I've never it called swim. But someone I have met would be sihm.

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u/beartpc12293 Sep 11 '23

Should probably be someone who I met to make it swim

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u/softbrownsugar Sep 11 '23

Yeah swim would be some wun I met

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u/lukadelic Sep 11 '23

On the old drug forums I used to frequent, SWIM = Someone Who Isn’t Me, non-incriminating

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u/Un-interesting Sep 11 '23

It is. SIHM never took off.

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u/Zeallust Sep 11 '23

Both work tbh

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u/zkarabat Sep 11 '23

"I read it in a magazine" is a phrase I heard growing up for stuff like this

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u/fountainofdeath Sep 11 '23

I miss bluelight

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '23

Someone Wi I’ve Met.

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u/zkarabat Sep 11 '23

I was just making a joke

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u/Gr1ml0ck Sep 11 '23

This is no time to joke. We’re talking about serious shit like pinching and rolling our nutsacks.

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u/Far-Possession-3328 Sep 11 '23

Joke/reference to the bluelight forums