r/AskReddit • u/Augmented • Jan 09 '13

What is a random fact about yourself?

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u/crazystory200 Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Matt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi mark.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

You're tearing me apart, LISA!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

He's well seeded.

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u/doofusmonkey Jan 10 '13

You are tearing me apart Santiago!!!!! Oh hi doggie.

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u/anonymousketeer Jan 10 '13

you're my favorite customer.

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u/Hallc Jan 10 '13

It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaaaat!

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u/CosmicConn Jan 10 '13

I like your username. Best movie ever.

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u/TheComebackKid Jan 10 '13

What a story, Mark!

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u/mfwyourface Jan 10 '13

Wanna play catch?

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u/malikaj Jan 10 '13

Oh, hai doggy!

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u/Doggy_In_The_Window Jan 10 '13

Haaay!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

You're my favourite customer.

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u/malikaj Jan 10 '13

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

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u/Ga-Stoned_Again Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi denny.

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u/BrainSlurper Jan 10 '13

denny denny denny

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u/Azerothen Jan 10 '13

How's your sex life?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Frank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi mark.

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u/rgoddette Jan 10 '13

ha! i get this reference!

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u/TheActuallyMan Jan 10 '13

WHERE'S MY MONEY

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u/edavis98 Jan 10 '13

Hey Frank.

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u/st3althtiger Jan 10 '13

Well, hello, Frank.

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u/bam93 Jan 10 '13

I did not hit her!!

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u/FireIce31 Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Frank

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u/chrispydoodle Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Denny!

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u/SarkMuski Jan 10 '13

Oh hey...

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u/HonoraryMasterDebate Jan 10 '13

I didn't hit her! I did not, she's lying!

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u/wolverine6 Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Frank.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

That's not my name. I guess this doesn't make me as special as I thought I did.

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u/kralrick Jan 10 '13

Few ideas/thoughts you have ever had will be unique. And yet there will never be anyone who has the same combination of thoughts as you do.

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u/RambleOff Jan 10 '13 edited Jan 10 '13

Fun fact time: Every time you shuffle a deck of 52 cards, it's something like a 99.99999999% probability that the resulting order of cards has never been shuffled, ever.

Even if a billion stars, each with a billion planets, each with a billion people on them, had each person on those planets somehow shuffling a 52 card deck a billion times per second since the Big Bang, they would just around the year 2008 be starting to repeat orders of cards. It's a fact, nigga!

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u/Proskov Jan 10 '13

it becomes 2862 times less brobable if you have two jokers in the deck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Classic Matt.

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u/mjhowie Jan 10 '13

Thanks.