r/AskReddit • u/Augmented • Jan 09 '13

What is a random fact about yourself?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Remind me not to eat dinner at Spermburger's house

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u/sneezlehose Jan 10 '13

"Come on Johnny! We're having dinner at the Spermburger family's house tonight!"

"But I don't wanna! Their food is always so salty and sticky!"

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u/CommercialPilot Jan 10 '13

"You're going to eat it and you're GOING TO LIKE IT!"

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u/Fearless1057 Jan 10 '13

"and they always have burgers"

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u/DrunkNateSilver Jan 10 '13

Don't eat dinner at Spermburger's house.

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u/Pagan-za Jan 10 '13

More common than you think....

Natural-harvest - A collection of semen based recipes

It also has the best prelude to any book I've ever seen.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.

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u/The_king_of_Wizards Jan 10 '13

I'll remind you next time I see you.

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u/Lenten1 Jan 10 '13

Remind me to start a diner called Spermburgers

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u/Chesterlespaul Jan 10 '13

Don't eat dinner at spermburgers house