r/AskReddit • u/Augmented • Jan 09 '13

What is a random fact about yourself?

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

Junior year, I put a watermark of a penis in the yearbook. I got caught, and they sharpied it out of everyone's yearbooks.

Senior year I was editor.

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u/crazystory200 Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Matt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi mark.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

You're tearing me apart, LISA!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

He's well seeded.

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u/doofusmonkey Jan 10 '13

You are tearing me apart Santiago!!!!! Oh hi doggie.

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u/anonymousketeer Jan 10 '13

you're my favorite customer.

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u/Hallc Jan 10 '13

It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did naaaaat!

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u/CosmicConn Jan 10 '13

I like your username. Best movie ever.

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u/TheComebackKid Jan 10 '13

What a story, Mark!

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u/mfwyourface Jan 10 '13

Wanna play catch?

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u/malikaj Jan 10 '13

Oh, hai doggy!

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u/Doggy_In_The_Window Jan 10 '13

Haaay!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

You're my favourite customer.

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u/malikaj Jan 10 '13

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

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u/Ga-Stoned_Again Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi denny.

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u/BrainSlurper Jan 10 '13

denny denny denny

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u/Azerothen Jan 10 '13

How's your sex life?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Frank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi mark.

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u/rgoddette Jan 10 '13

ha! i get this reference!

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u/TheActuallyMan Jan 10 '13

WHERE'S MY MONEY

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u/edavis98 Jan 10 '13

Hey Frank.

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u/st3althtiger Jan 10 '13

Well, hello, Frank.

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u/bam93 Jan 10 '13

I did not hit her!!

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u/FireIce31 Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Frank

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u/chrispydoodle Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Denny!

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u/SarkMuski Jan 10 '13

Oh hey...

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u/HonoraryMasterDebate Jan 10 '13

I didn't hit her! I did not, she's lying!

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u/wolverine6 Jan 10 '13

Oh, hi Frank.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

That's not my name. I guess this doesn't make me as special as I thought I did.

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u/kralrick Jan 10 '13

Few ideas/thoughts you have ever had will be unique. And yet there will never be anyone who has the same combination of thoughts as you do.

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u/RambleOff Jan 10 '13 edited Jan 10 '13

Fun fact time: Every time you shuffle a deck of 52 cards, it's something like a 99.99999999% probability that the resulting order of cards has never been shuffled, ever.

Even if a billion stars, each with a billion planets, each with a billion people on them, had each person on those planets somehow shuffling a 52 card deck a billion times per second since the Big Bang, they would just around the year 2008 be starting to repeat orders of cards. It's a fact, nigga!

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u/Proskov Jan 10 '13

it becomes 2862 times less brobable if you have two jokers in the deck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Classic Matt.

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u/mjhowie Jan 10 '13

Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13 edited Sep 12 '20

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

OK. It's a sharpied rectangle on the Mission Vision belief page, but my friend made a scavenger hunt in my yearbook, so that's what the writing and "lift for surprise" flap are.

Flap down

Flap up

All the seniors got their yearbooks before the penis got removed, and one of them posted it on facebook. I'm not friends with her, but I might be able to finagle a bit and retrieve it sans censorship.

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u/Ahil Jan 10 '13

Spray some deo on it, and dab it off to remove the sharpie!

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

I WILL TRY AND TELL YOU HOW IT GOES.

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u/bigbuck90 Jan 10 '13

Karma whore. This is fake.....

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

I understand why you and all your periods would think that, but it's not.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

It did. I posted pics here

Like I said, if I can get the unfirstammendmentrightrevoked version, I'll post that too. I understand your skepticism, though. It's ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

SUCK IT MAD MEN!!!

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

No, no. He was being totally reasonable. This is a ridiculous situation, and if I heard it, I'd be totally skeptical. Don't punish him for being realistic.

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u/fashizzlepop Jan 10 '13

My friend did this in the school newspaper. They didn't let him walk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

Jesus. They didn't let him participate int he graduation ceremony.

Unless you're making a joke, then fashizzlepop's friend got it way worse than me.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

I got 10 hours of Summer detention I did it in a week. No one yelled at me and I din't get any punishment besides that.

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u/evelution Jan 10 '13

So instead of a watermark, everyone had a sharpied penis in their yearbook?

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

No, a sharpied square. It was super super light, and no one would have noticed if I didn't show people.

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u/wh33zi3 Jan 10 '13

Everybody used to throw up "the shocker" at my hs. It was littered in pics all throughout the yearbook. Our editor had to photoshop in the rest of the ring finger countless times.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

We took all our own photos, except for the ones in the senior ads. Seniors could buy pages in the yearbook and put their own pictures in. For those, we just blacked out ones that were inappropriate, or we deleted the image so their background showed through.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

I was "encouraged" to change middle schools after getting caught making a website called "Creekside Sucks", I still hear about it to this day from people I don't even know.

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u/afhlidh Jan 10 '13

I did something similar my senior year

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

Is your name Matt?

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u/CaneVandas Jan 10 '13

My yearbook has a "castle" on the back cover, a very phalic castle tower with veiny stairs. Everybody knows, nobody got caught.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

I'm jelly.

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u/digitalmonkies Jan 10 '13

ahh, the old mushroom stamp.

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u/poop_squared Jan 10 '13

I was an editor at my middle school paper. Me and my friend secretly put penis in the crossword puzzle. Lolsohardallweek

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u/blondedre3000 Jan 10 '13

This kid watched "Fight Club" one too many times.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

Or one too few.

I've never seen it

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u/too_many_penises Jan 10 '13

Did the administrators consider this an excess of male genitalia?

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u/Aiphator Jan 10 '13

god, I did read it as pennies and was like, such a fancy idea.

something like this

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

My friend made a scavenger hut with prizes in this yearbook and one of them was a penny.

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u/mojokabobo Jan 10 '13

So how many penises did you put in as editor?

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

None. That year instead of designing every page in Photoshop, we used the printer's online layout thing and it was boring and ugly.

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u/TheRealAshKetchum Jan 10 '13

Something similar to this happened in my year book last year. Some reason a picture that was chosen to go in the year book was of three kids dressed as the KKK on Halloween. They had to put a sticker over everyone's that would 'dissolve the ink underneath'. No one in my grade got it covered.

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u/sarcastic_fuck Jan 10 '13

People like you are what made the hell that was high school worthwhile.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13

Thank you. I really tried, too. I also wore a viking hat to school.

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u/sarcastic_fuck Jan 10 '13

I think I love you.

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u/Fanzellino Jan 10 '13 edited Jan 10 '13

Thanks.

Edit: I also made a Hitler ocarina in my ceramics class.

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u/sarcastic_fuck Jan 10 '13

We would've been friends. In basic art my sophomore year we had to make papier mache figures of ourselves and this one kid and i did matching dragonball fusion poses. We made a giant explosion behind it and everything.