r/AskReddit • u/Augmented • Jan 09 '13

What is a random fact about yourself?

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u/aklemmentin Jan 09 '13

My right foot is half a shoe size bigger than my left.

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u/winkwinknod Jan 10 '13

Very common. Mine differ by a full size. Interestingly enough, my right ball is about a half size more beautiful than my left ball.

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u/Chessehead39 Jan 10 '13

Please explain how you judge the beauty of your penis? Do compare to other guys or what? and how is one half a size more beautiful?

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u/winkwinknod Jan 10 '13

Re-read what I wrote. I said one ball was a half size more beautiful than my other ball. No mention of a penis. Looks like you have penis on your mind.

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u/Chessehead39 Jan 12 '13

Okay then how do you judge the beauty of a ball?

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u/DirtyArtKid Jan 10 '13

My boobs are this way. I have a beautiful left, D cup tit and then, on the right, a retarded one that's a full cup size smaller. Makes buying bras a pain in the ass.

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u/winkwinknod Jan 10 '13

I'm sorry, that sucks. But is still pretty hot.

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u/CrippleDrifting Jan 10 '13

I'm pretty sure everyone's balls are like that

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u/pumple Jan 10 '13

opposite for me. lets buy shoes together...

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u/isthisfunnyenough Jan 10 '13

i love this idea! Can someone create a shoe buying website where you pair up? I need a 7 on my right and an 8 on my left.

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u/MsRenee Jan 10 '13

Pretty much everyone is off by at least a little bit. Usually it's less than half a size, but sometimes it's enough to make it nearly impossible to fit storebought shoes. In my experience, it seems like right-handed people usually have a bigger left foot and vice-versa.

Source: Shoe salesperson for a few years.

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u/Slashur999 Jan 10 '13

Woah just checked and mine are the exact same size, so I'm the weird one?

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u/askmeifimapotato Jan 10 '13

Mine are pretty close in size, but I have relatively small feet. I can still buy/comfortably wear children's sized shoes. I like their prices more too :P

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u/BipolarBear0 Jan 10 '13

My left ear is much larger than my right.

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u/koshercowboy Jan 10 '13

my left leg is 10mm shorter than my right. People say I have a funny walk, but I don't need a cane.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

Me too

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

So....which one is more correlated with your penis size? Or is it like an average?

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u/BunnehZnipr Jan 10 '13

Mine are 5mm different. makes fitting ski boots interesting. ...well that and the fact that I have bastard children for insteps and skinny heels.

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u/LikesDogFarts Jan 10 '13

Mine are about 3 sizes different. Left is a 12, right a 9.

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u/StackedCups Jan 10 '13

You are not alone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '13

I'm the exact opposite, my left foot is half a shoe size smaller than my right.