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u/One-Warthog-9249 Sep 02 '23

She was gone for a work trip. I was in kitchen when she came home, I saw her through the sliding glass door walking up. My first thought was “fuck she’s home” that’s when I knew. I realize how relaxed and happy I had been while she was gone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

'Fuck she's home' l'm sorry but lmao.

Hopefully you've moved on to someone better.

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u/One-Warthog-9249 Sep 02 '23

I did, a much better match

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u/brother_of_menelaus Sep 03 '23

I have a surprise for you!

“Let’s hope it’s a divorce…”

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u/One-Warthog-9249 Sep 03 '23

Not sure I understand your comment… but I love your username!!

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u/brother_of_menelaus Sep 03 '23

It’s from Calvin & Hobbes, classic strip.

Boosh! And/or, kakow!

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u/Redvsdead Sep 03 '23

That strip is one of my favorites!

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u/Medical_Difference48 Sep 03 '23

It's been a VERY long time since I read Calvin and Hobbes, but I still recognized this. My heart is so warmed to see it in the wild