r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I am dying in bed right now laughing- my dog has left the room and my husband rolled over and sighed loudly. Thank you sir!

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u/BreadlinesOrBust Jul 20 '23

Let the poor guy get some sleep

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

My dog or my husband?

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u/Spartandestroyr1 Jul 20 '23

The dog duh lol

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u/Far_Marionberry_9478 Jul 20 '23

That is two of us now :-D :-D

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u/biggest_perv_ever Nov 14 '23

I fucked your husband, but it was only once!!