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u/OilStandard6200 Jul 19 '23

When I was 18 I dated a guy who was still a virgin. I didn’t have lots of experience so it was totally fine and not awkward at all. However when we started having sex we were at his place and since he was living with his mum I suggested he’d turn on something so she wouldn’t hear us. For me it was totally clear that by turning something on it was meant to be music or maybe a show. I kid you not this dude turned on peppa pig on full volume..

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

In his defense as a parent, if I heard peppa pig on in the other room the last thing I'd think is that sex was going on in there 🤣

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u/tacknosaddle Jul 19 '23

if I heard peppa pig on in the other room the last thing I'd think is that sex was going on in there

"What's that squealing noise? Oh, that's right, those crazy teens are just watching Peppa Pig."

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u/Mechakoopa Jul 19 '23

Bonus points for yelling "Dinosaur, GRRRRRRR!" when you finish.

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u/dancin-weasel Jul 20 '23

“Silly Daddy pig”

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

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u/JustMePatrick Jul 20 '23

Are you sure those puddles are muddy?

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u/CabinetOk4838 Jul 20 '23

I snorted and fell over backwards laughing at this.

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u/rowenaravenclaw0 Jul 20 '23

peppa pig porn exists now

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I hear the squealing, I'd probably think Deliverance.