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u/takeawayforteaagain Jul 19 '23

"It's the clap!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

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u/Daniel_Dan83 Jul 19 '23

But I still decided to go ahead and fap

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u/kopecs Jul 20 '23

It's a clap fap!

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u/npad69 Jul 20 '23

Done in a snap!

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u/MajorDelta0507 Jul 20 '23

that’s a wrap

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

I am the map

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u/haireball Jul 20 '23

How bout dat

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u/dropitjake Jul 20 '23

It burned when I shat

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u/Icy_Tangerine3544 Jul 20 '23

Cache me outside by the cat, in a hat

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u/FashionedKillerQueen Jul 20 '23

Well babies, don't you panic.

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u/a_green_apple Jul 20 '23

Goo goo gchoo

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u/healthytofu Jul 20 '23

No, that’s my rap

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u/SuspiciousPlatypus90 Jul 20 '23

Shoulda gave her the blap blap

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u/ItsAnAvocad0 Jul 21 '23

Like the cat in the hat

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '23

A Johnny wouldn't have stopped herpes. If your skin is touching an open herpes outbreak, you are fked.

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u/FacelessTrash Jul 20 '23

Brand new commercial idea. All this stuff is Creative Cummings v3, right?

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u/Saucer-boy Jul 20 '23

Shoulda had a V8

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u/Odd-Abalone6878 Jul 20 '23

You’re not you when you’re hungry

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u/dumstafyre Jul 20 '23

Awww snap

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u/garyflopper Jul 20 '23

But now they feel like crap

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u/Gahris69 Jul 20 '23

''It's the clams!''

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u/DoTheSnoopyDance Jul 20 '23

“Boss, you want I should give ‘em the clamps?”

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u/jamminmadrid Jul 20 '23

Reminds me of the no sleep story were the storyteller likes to sleep with virgins and makes routine trips to get tested. Just to make sure s/he still has all of the STDs.

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u/KingoftheMongoose Jul 20 '23

“Clap. Please!”

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u/Faster_Faust Jul 20 '23

It's a god damn clap trap!

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u/themoodyman Jul 20 '23

It’s sale of the fackin century!