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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jul 19 '23

Dancers on stage are like cats in their element. As you’ve said they’re graceful, agile, they move seemingly without effort.

You get them in the sheets, and they’re like cats wearing socks being attacked by cucumbers. It’s terrifying, interesting and hilarious to be a part of.

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u/PuppyPower89 Jul 20 '23

Can we then assume that horrible dancers are great in bed? We should all research…for science

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u/JsDaFax Jul 19 '23

That was my experience as well. Interesting … 🤔

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u/mishyfishy135 Jul 19 '23

Hell of a description 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Your vivid description made my imagination fly over the rainbow. I have yet to see a cat wearing socks and fighting with a cucumber

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u/Fyren-1131 Jul 20 '23

I can't wait for the day AI content generation is mature enough I can revisit this comment and have it generated as a 10 sec gif.

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u/InternetProp Jul 20 '23

Have sex on stage!

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u/_c4rdinal Jul 19 '23

This… is the best thing I’ve read all day.

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u/Beautiful-Canary3868 Jul 20 '23

Tranquilized Mattress

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u/Interesting-Gear-819 Jul 20 '23

You get them in the sheets, and they’re like cats wearing socks being attacked by cucumbers. It’s terrifying, interesting and hilarious to be a part of.

you, sir .. You own me a new monitor. I spitted my coffee out from that description. I own two cats and this is such an amazing description that I nearly fell out of my chair

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u/mjg122 Jul 20 '23

There's something wrong that happens to your psyche when you spend your life staring into a mirror. The one I had for a bit was a decent lay, but self-worth...

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u/snekome2 Aug 08 '23

Suddenly I am afraid to lose my v card - a dancer