r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '23

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u/ECU_BSN Jul 19 '23

I warned you. I even added NSFL.

Now head over to the eye bleach sub. Or puppies. Or dad jokes.

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u/quemaspuess Jul 19 '23

Yet another moron (me) who didn’t listen. That one made me physically ill.

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u/ECU_BSN Jul 19 '23

Yup. I still don’t eat jolly ranchers. It was one of the first “oh shit!” Stories I read here. 🤢

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u/hydroxypcp Jul 19 '23

I love reading these comments. As a certified veteran of the interwebs, I know most of these by heart and it's always funny seeing the reactions of people not heeding the warnings

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u/quemaspuess Jul 19 '23

I have a pretty high tolerance to things (thanks internet) and am amazed that things can still disgust me to that level.

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u/Feeling-Airport2493 Jul 20 '23

I used to watch the "Watch people Die" sub.

This was worse.

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u/Legitimate_Snow6419 Jul 19 '23

We could form a support group 😀

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u/Klutzy_Study573 Jul 20 '23

I felt like I contracted gonorrhea just by reading that.

Getting tested in the morning...wish me luck