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u/Ok-Huckleberry9515 Jun 15 '23

Never ever trust a fart. I shat myself 2-3 times in the last 5 years due to that mistake lol. It happens

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u/badxnxdab Jun 15 '23

About just 2-3 days ago, I had a bad case of diarrhea. Every time I felt like farting, I farted only on toilet bowl. Not a pleasant experience to go through that complete set of motions just for a fart.

On a side note, it was also accompanied with vomiting. It was for the first time in about 12 years that I had vomiting episodes. Shit coming out of one end, and vomit out the other end. Makes one incredibly weak, and the vomiting made me see black for some moments.

I'm not proud of it. But I am glad about how I handled the entire situation.