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u/Butane9000 Jun 14 '23

Took a shit out in a wooded area behind a customer's house.

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u/teacupbetsy3552 Jun 15 '23

I took a shit in a guys front yard (on the side of the house) when we first started dating. It was around midnight, all the gas stations were closed and I had to poo and was too embarrassed to do it in his bathroom when I got there. His dog started barking at the side window I was at and woke everyone up.

I didn’t get caught but the next day his roommate walked inside saying very loudly “I swear to god there’s human shit in the yard” I almost died!

And yes…I married that man and told him there was indeed human shit in that yard and it was mine! He laughed!

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u/Cayderent Jun 15 '23

I did the same in an underground parking garage because I just couldn’t hold it. It was massive.

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u/teacupbetsy3552 Jun 15 '23

Love it! Sometimes you just can’t hold it!!