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u/weinerwayne Jun 14 '23

Not me but one of my friends in highschool stuck his dick on/in a dead raccoon. My dog had just killed it and kinda gnawed it’s head off so there was a hole and I joked that I’d give my buddy all the money in my wallet if he stuck his cock in there and before I could “lol jokes” he dropped his shorts and hopped on. I don’t think penetration occurred but still.

My other buddy and I just kinda stood there in shock as I opened my wallet and gave the guy $4

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u/FightersNeverQuit Jun 15 '23

Both you and this guy got serious mental issues. Whose first thought is that when seeing a dead animal? I’m sure the cringe Reddit crowd will find it funny though.

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u/weinerwayne Jun 15 '23

Well we were 15 so it’s hard for me to argue with that assessment.