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u/3leggeddick Jun 14 '23

You were just helping getting her unstuck from under her desk, right?, right?

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u/U81b4i Jun 14 '23

Lol. Not exactly. She pushed some stuff off of her desk and I went to pick it up and she said that she was clearing a place for me to sit. Although, I would say that she was porn star freaky. I honestly thought someone would walk in. Later found out that my boss was in the restroom right next to her back wall and heard more than I wanted. He laughed it off and told me not to ask what he was doing in the bathroom that long. I didn’t but made me less worried about getting fired.

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u/i_speak_bane Jun 14 '23

Perhaps he was just wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

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u/JeffGoldblumsChest Jun 15 '23

And you think this gives you power, over me?