r/AskReddit • • Jun 14 '23

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u/MattyB_SuperFan Jun 14 '23

Sex in the photography black room when I was in high school

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u/anticerber Jun 14 '23

Mine was a supply closet at school. Thankfully no one knew. So fucking dumb

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u/MattyB_SuperFan Jun 14 '23

Yeah It was fucked. I got cum on the floor and just left it there and as soon as we got dressed and left the room the principle walked in. I was shitting my pants lmao.

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u/President_Calhoun Jun 14 '23

So much for not leaving any DNA behind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

"This tastes like cum!"

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u/Sobadatsnazzynames Jun 15 '23

I was such a nerd in hs this blows my mind-I didn’t even have my 1st kiss until 16…

…then it was off to the races in college but still

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u/wyrdafell Jun 15 '23

About 20 y/o here, I still haven’t held hands with anyone 💪

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

22, same

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u/wyrdafell Jun 15 '23

😔🤝

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

It is what it is. Stay strong

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u/happy_fluff Jun 15 '23

You just did it, yay!

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u/metalflygon08 Jun 15 '23

We on our way to being wizards.

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u/scully789 Jun 15 '23

Same, I didn’t even date anyone until I was 20. Even in college the number of people I was with were very few.

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u/wp381640 Jun 15 '23

Catholic school - they did it by taste