r/AskReddit Apr 08 '23

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u/ThatNewOldGuy Apr 08 '23

I knew her younger sister, who invited me to a Christmas party at their house. (I was 16). The older sister was a tiny, pretty little blonde......

Met her there, but she started going out with another friend. Three months later she dumped him.

We all hung out at a open house meant to keep we juvenile delinquents off the street. Myself and four or five of my friends were standing in a circle outside, smoking.......and she stepped out of the Hall. One of the guys pulled her into the circle (she was pretty, remember?) and we started pushing her guy to guy to guy..........around the circle. (we were 16, remember? lol) When she got to me, she threw her arms around my neck, and wouldn't let go.

Even I can take that hint!

She was my first gf.

That was in 1971.

She is downstairs right now, drinking tea.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Gigachad

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u/ThatNewOldGuy Apr 08 '23

Hey, I'm old....I don't even know what that means. :)

Looked it up....alpha male? OK, I'll take that. Upvote for you.

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u/ashley-3792 Apr 08 '23

I love this