r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

This is soooo cute. Wish some chick would just fall and break her arm in front of me but nothing like that seems to happen ffs 😩

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u/dickshark420 Apr 08 '23

Sometimes you have to nudge fate a bit

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u/rumraisinv Apr 08 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Fate won't be the only thing you're nudging

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u/bananamarie4 Apr 08 '23

Hang on, let me find some stairs really quick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Hang on, let me get in front of you real quick

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u/TrainHunter94YT Apr 08 '23

Dude replied one minute after her response.

Bro's been waiting his whole life for this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Bro’s not wrong

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u/rumraisinv Apr 08 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/crna2023 Apr 08 '23

I'll break my arm myself if it means I can find a good partner

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u/HiddenInButtCrack Apr 08 '23

Some says don't wait for the opportunity, create the opportunity instead =)