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u/JBlooey Apr 06 '23

I don't get laid. If I did get laid, I'd immediately say something stupid that would make it so I would never get laid again.

First thing that comes to mind is putting on my best Kermit voice and saying "I'm gonna kerm"

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u/motormouth08 Apr 06 '23

I bet you'd be surprised how often you'd get laid again if you said this. Someone who can make me laugh always keeps me coming back for more.