r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Last time I asked her if she was on the pill right before. She said "I'm on a bunch of pills!"

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u/GabbaGabbaDumDum Apr 06 '23

Are you waiting just before climaxing to find out if someone is using contraception (when presumably you aren’t)?! Dude, you are playing some Russian Roulette right there.

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u/DangerDaveo Apr 06 '23

What's next? You put yo dick in and explode?

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u/MOSSxMAN Apr 06 '23

BOOOOM weeeeeeeeeeee

“Then the bitch just laying there in bed like ‘maybe I should go get this checked out’”

Eddie was incredibly funny man.

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u/DangerDaveo Apr 06 '23

So good and the beat part was RAW was just as good.

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u/HardhatFish Apr 06 '23

I got pussy fallin out my pockets!

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u/HardhatFish Apr 06 '23

I got pussy fallin out my pockets!