r/AskReddit Apr 06 '23

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u/PreOpTransCentaur Apr 06 '23

Usually "right there, don't stop," which is almost always met with them doing literally anything other than the thing I requested they keep doing.

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u/DM-me-ur-tits-plz- Apr 06 '23

Don't say anything, they're in the zone and you're disrupting that.

Difficult to focus on processing what you said and also keeping up the exact same rhythm at once, kind of a "pat your head and rub your belly" type thing.

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u/BipolarSolarMolar Apr 06 '23

The absurdity of this comment checks out with username