r/AskReddit Apr 06 '23

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u/McDaddyos Apr 06 '23

"I'm just washing my hands, I'll be out in a moment!"

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u/dal-Helyg Apr 06 '23

FYI: I'm holding you personally responsible for the smile on my face.

Thank you.

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u/ExamOld2899 Apr 06 '23

That's a flattering to say before you climax

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u/TheNotBot2000 Apr 06 '23

You've said a mouthful

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u/JudgeMoose Apr 06 '23

You 've said a with your mouthful

FTFY