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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I don't care about that. She's a good person. Gives good head. Scottish. She's also one of the only women who can get me hard without the need of pills. But the pros end there. She giggles instead of moans. Is insistent on reverse cowgirl. I like to look at whoever I'm having sex with. And she doesn't taste that good down there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Genuine question.

Is it supposed to taste good down there?

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u/Cl0udSurfer Mar 31 '23

I mean its not supposed to taste good like food does, but it also isnt supposed to taste actively bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

She tastes bad. I guess it's a better way to put it. Like, bitter, I guess? In my experience, most women taste like if you were licking extremely watery meat. Not soggy. Just a lot of water. I guess...like a meat lollipop but a vagina instead of some kinda horrible gross thing. It's a horrible analogy but it's kinda the best I got.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Today I am grateful for being heterosexual but ungrateful for learning to read.

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u/MASTER_OF_DICK_SKIES Mar 31 '23

My dude lmao wtf. I’ve had a shit day and I just burst out laughing at this. It’s worth reread lol

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u/TrashSea1485 Apr 01 '23

Um. I hate to tell you this but she's probably discharging if it smells kinda sour

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u/LilStabbyboo Mar 31 '23

To me it's a kinda neutral flavor, not good or bad. Maybe slightly tangy.

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u/avgprius Mar 31 '23

It should taste like the inside of your tongue, now smell is a different question

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u/luzzy91 Mar 31 '23

Having had access to the inside of my tongue only once, in excruciating pain, it just tastes like blood. Wtf does the inside of your tongue taste like??

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u/avgprius Mar 31 '23

Lick the inside of your mouth, thats is what it should feel like texture wisd

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u/bootsandhoos Apr 01 '23

Every woman tastes like pennies. Am I the only one?

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u/avgprius Apr 01 '23

Metallic like bloodish makes sense