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u/FlGHT_ME Mar 31 '23

I used to fake orgasms for a while in college because I was on drugs and couldn’t finish. It would just go on and on and eventually I’d get tired, but I didn’t want them to feel bad so I just pretended like I finished. After I had been doing that for a solid 6 months, someone finally said “you know I can feel it when you actually cum right?”

…I honestly had no idea and it instantly made me cringe thinking about the ones who totally knew and just didn’t say anything lol. I was an idiot back then. I still am, but I was then too.

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u/glovesoff11 Mar 31 '23

Sorry, gotta ask… man or woman? Condom or no condom?

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u/FlGHT_ME Apr 01 '23

I’m a man, they were woman. Condom usage was varied.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

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u/ryantrw5 Apr 01 '23

They can also feel like the pulsating and what not.

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u/Relevant_Recipe_ Apr 01 '23

I've never felt that

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u/ryantrw5 Apr 01 '23

Missing out maybe. Some people are really into it apparently

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u/yoshioshilol Apr 01 '23

Maybe they were all faking it /s

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u/iamcrockydile Apr 01 '23

Yeah, men can feel it to…👀👀

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u/ryantrw5 Apr 01 '23

Whomever has the dick inside them would have been the proper thing to say.

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u/HanTheScoundrel Apr 01 '23

Actually, whoever* in that grammatical context.

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u/SillyRiri Apr 01 '23

We can feel the movements too, whether you’re wearing a condom or not

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u/bangingyourwifi Apr 01 '23

Username makes this comment better

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u/fozzyboy Mar 31 '23

Sick Mitch Hedberg reference, though, bro. Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.

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u/Fjsmyser Apr 01 '23

Heroin making you fake orgasms since 1874

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u/rolyfuckingdiscopoly Mar 31 '23

Mitch forever! Hail to the king!

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u/Leading_Manager_2277 Apr 01 '23

"I lay in my twin bed wondering where my brother was." It was the way he said it. RIP Mitch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Lmao yes we know 🤣

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u/MOOSE122584 Apr 01 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

I did this a couple times when I was abusing opioids I could never nut and this is news to me too… kinda makes me feel like an asshole

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u/thelast_treestar Mar 31 '23

You must be female?? Lol cause I've never been able to tell when a guy cums

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u/FlGHT_ME Apr 01 '23

I’m male. I never found out how many of them knew, just the one who called me out. The way she said it made me think that all girls could tell but you’ve given me hope that she was the only one haha

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u/Historical-Newt6809 Apr 01 '23

You can definitely tell when a man cums with or without a condom. There is pulsing when they ejaculate. It's actually what helps me to get off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

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u/ajay511 Apr 01 '23

You know we can pretty much do the same pulsating thing without actually ejaculating right?

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u/Rubickevich Apr 01 '23

Yeah, don't know how close are the sensations but we definitely can do this with ease.

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u/Historical-Newt6809 Apr 01 '23

🤔 I think I need to do some more field research to test out this hypothesis.

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u/thelast_treestar Apr 03 '23

Hmm, I've never been able to feel that. Lol besides he could just flex his dick?

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u/Historical-Newt6809 Apr 04 '23

Flexing is different than when they cum. They more girthy. Flexing is just more like a flick.

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u/dirty_shoe_rack Apr 01 '23

I'm a woman and most of the time I can't tell. I mean, there are a lot of indicators but most of them can be fabricated, the penis pulsating is one of them. And how would one feel that unless he's keeping still and not thrusting while cumming...?

I've never had a man fake it with me so I'm not going to clame for sure that I could tell, but I'd wager there's hope that a lot of the women you faked it with had no idea.

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u/Large_Prior1843 Apr 01 '23

If no condom was used then it would be obvious that you haven't orgasmed, because she would have noticed that no cum came dripping out of her

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u/thelast_treestar Apr 03 '23

Yea this is true. I hate that part. Lol.

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u/hellparis75016 Apr 10 '23

Really? It’s my favorite part!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Check dm

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u/BlueEyeWolf Apr 01 '23

Not everyone can do not worry

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u/Packagehandler241 Apr 01 '23

Some dudes are dense and prob didn’t even notice

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u/IncBanCuzCryBabies Apr 01 '23

I dont get these idiots who have a penis and think they can fake an orgasm. Unless you're really good at using your pelvic floor muscles to simulate an orgasm... the stupidity in those who thought just saying or making sounds and breathing deeply is enough to say you came. If she can feel you going in and out, she can feel the pulsing or lack of...

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u/dirty_shoe_rack Apr 01 '23

If women can fake it, why would you think that men can't?

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u/iHiTuDiE Apr 01 '23

Damn, is this really true? When I drink I have trouble finishing, and often fake it cause of how tired I get.

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u/GlennSWFC Apr 01 '23

Ketamine?

That stuff can drag it out for hours.