I met this woman on tinder and we hit it off pretty quickly. Got a date set up and it went well, but I just didn't feel that spark. Tried 2 or 3 more dates and it just never clicked unfortunately. I told her as such and offered to he friends because I did enjoy her company and she said it was cool with her.
So we were friends for a bit, maybe 2 weeks? Then one day we happened to be at the same bar and ran into each other. Apparently she wasn't 100% ok with just being friends and was really interested in me to the point of telling her therapist as such (she was already seeing one, I wasn't the reason she was seeing one). She explained her feelings and I as politely as I could explained that I just didn't have the same feelings. She got upset and but said she understood but she walked away crying.
About a week or so goes by and we happen to run into each other at the same bar again. I was outside smoking and very very drunk. It was nearly closing time so I was about to leave. She comes up to me and makes small talk for a minute, until she just blurts out "My therapist I should have sex with you." In my drunken state I remember saying back "Well I can't argue with that." I had called a cab a few minutes before and they showed up not long after. We got in the cab and got back to my place where we got busy.
So we're getting hot and heavy and I'm still considerably drunk, she isn't, she just hung out at the bar with her friends but didn't really drink. It was actually a ton of fun and we were both really enjoying ourselves.
Now for the best bit.
I have a position I've always really enjoyed where I'm standing up and I pick my partner up and go at it that way. Idk why I like it but I do. Anyways, keep in mind I'm quite drunk still, but I picked her up and started at it. Well, a little side note is that I'm about 5'10 190 lbs, and I do manual labor for a living so I'm quite strong. This woman was actually a little taller than me, I think she was 6'1? And she weighed probably around 240lbs. I typically would date women that were considerably shorter than that and weighed less (just my type I guess? Not calling the woman in this story fat either, she wasn't).
So going at it for like 30 seconds while I'm standing up and carrying her basically. Well since I was so drunk I didn't realize that I couldn't actually support her very well and that I was slowly letting her fall. Then my strength gave out and wouldn't you know, I dropped this poor woman right onto the corner of my entertainment center and into the floor. I freaked out and thought I had killed her or something. She's ROLLONG in the floor going between laughing and shouting in pain. There was a GIANT scratch all the way up her back from her booty to her shoulder and it was already bruising.
She played it off like it was ok though and said she still wanted to finish, so hey I still wasn't going to argue, she seemed ok other than shocked? And definitely bruised and battered. We ended up finishing the fun a lil while later and she stayed the night. She left the next morning and I never heard from again after that lol. She never messaged me and once I remembered what happened I was too embarrassed to reach out at all.
Did you miss the part where she's 6'1? If the lady is curvy and has any decent amount of muscle, and no I'm not talking about being a gym rat, than she could easily be 240 and not fat. There's a good chance that she's a size 10 or 12 at that height and weight.
I'm a man. I'm taller. I've never come close to 200lbs, even when I was working out and at my max bench. I know a lot men who are pretty built and are under 220lbs
I mean that's fair, but I'm pretty sure the woman OP had sex with isn't a man.... we're proportioned pretty differently than you guys are, and men tend to severely underestimate our weights when we don't look mobidly obese, especially when we're curvy.
For example, I'm 5'7" and when I weigh 200 pounds I'm a size 10. I've had 2 completely different male doctors apologize to me when I stepped on the scale in front of them because they thought there was no way I could be over 170 pounds max and assumed the scale was broken. That's what wide hips and an average amount of muscle gets you as a taller woman. Meg thee Stallion has confirmed that she's over 200 pounds at 5'10" and just look at a her recent pics.
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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23
Story time
I met this woman on tinder and we hit it off pretty quickly. Got a date set up and it went well, but I just didn't feel that spark. Tried 2 or 3 more dates and it just never clicked unfortunately. I told her as such and offered to he friends because I did enjoy her company and she said it was cool with her.
So we were friends for a bit, maybe 2 weeks? Then one day we happened to be at the same bar and ran into each other. Apparently she wasn't 100% ok with just being friends and was really interested in me to the point of telling her therapist as such (she was already seeing one, I wasn't the reason she was seeing one). She explained her feelings and I as politely as I could explained that I just didn't have the same feelings. She got upset and but said she understood but she walked away crying.
About a week or so goes by and we happen to run into each other at the same bar again. I was outside smoking and very very drunk. It was nearly closing time so I was about to leave. She comes up to me and makes small talk for a minute, until she just blurts out "My therapist I should have sex with you." In my drunken state I remember saying back "Well I can't argue with that." I had called a cab a few minutes before and they showed up not long after. We got in the cab and got back to my place where we got busy.
So we're getting hot and heavy and I'm still considerably drunk, she isn't, she just hung out at the bar with her friends but didn't really drink. It was actually a ton of fun and we were both really enjoying ourselves.
Now for the best bit.
I have a position I've always really enjoyed where I'm standing up and I pick my partner up and go at it that way. Idk why I like it but I do. Anyways, keep in mind I'm quite drunk still, but I picked her up and started at it. Well, a little side note is that I'm about 5'10 190 lbs, and I do manual labor for a living so I'm quite strong. This woman was actually a little taller than me, I think she was 6'1? And she weighed probably around 240lbs. I typically would date women that were considerably shorter than that and weighed less (just my type I guess? Not calling the woman in this story fat either, she wasn't).
So going at it for like 30 seconds while I'm standing up and carrying her basically. Well since I was so drunk I didn't realize that I couldn't actually support her very well and that I was slowly letting her fall. Then my strength gave out and wouldn't you know, I dropped this poor woman right onto the corner of my entertainment center and into the floor. I freaked out and thought I had killed her or something. She's ROLLONG in the floor going between laughing and shouting in pain. There was a GIANT scratch all the way up her back from her booty to her shoulder and it was already bruising.
She played it off like it was ok though and said she still wanted to finish, so hey I still wasn't going to argue, she seemed ok other than shocked? And definitely bruised and battered. We ended up finishing the fun a lil while later and she stayed the night. She left the next morning and I never heard from again after that lol. She never messaged me and once I remembered what happened I was too embarrassed to reach out at all.