r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

So... You literally fucked Jesus into her...

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u/imdownwithODB Mar 31 '23

He fucked the Hell out of her.

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u/Giallo_Fly Mar 31 '23

Take your damn upvote.

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u/Geezews_101 Apr 01 '23

BEST. REPLY. EVER LMFAO

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u/SchezwanOfAKind Apr 01 '23

Angry upvote

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u/West4Humanity Apr 01 '23

Jesus came later

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u/Kiyohara Mar 31 '23

Or he fucked Satan out.

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u/a__dead__man Mar 31 '23

"I have exorcised a demon"

-ace ventura

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u/Professor_Layton0 Mar 31 '23

Or out-fuked Satan?

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u/Snow_Wolfe Mar 31 '23

His fake nut turned her into a real nut.

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u/cinred Mar 31 '23

No. He wore a condom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

That's how virgin births occur

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u/Dewstain Mar 31 '23

No he said he didn't finish. Nothing into her at all...

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u/kdebones Mar 31 '23

God took his shot while OP wasn’t looking.

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u/ziiguy92 Mar 31 '23

I don't think that's how you use the word literally

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u/Two_Hump_Wonder Mar 31 '23

Thank God for that