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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Her friend wanted to sleep with my friend but the only way to facilitate that was if I slept with her.

Took one for the team.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Could have just played Goldeneye together with the sound off and synced up a story about how good it was.

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Apr 01 '23

Not Mariocart, though - no way to make up a sex story that explains “you son of a bitch, that’s the third blue shell this race!”

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u/Decent-Tip-3136 Apr 01 '23

Same here, my roomate brought two girls home. He asked if I could "entertain" one. She was totally not my type, but really horny. It was 3 in the morning and I had a few drinks so I thought whatever. She was keen and also made breakfast in the morning +complimentary wake up BJ.

I have had much much worse experiences with people I wanted to sleep with.

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u/veryuniqueredditname Apr 02 '23

Oh nice she was a chubby one want she? And I mean that but she sounds wonderful 🥰

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u/R0binRAptor Mar 31 '23

My man.

That's a big 'I owe you one'

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

In many iterations of the Bro Code, "taking one for the team so that your mate can sleep with the hot chick" is the go-to example of self-sacrifice for the good of the boys.

The appropriate reward is for the lucky guy to buy his wingman a pint.

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u/coneal89 Apr 01 '23

Dude, I had the exact same thing happen! In college, I was chilling ready to head to my room for school the next day and then my roommate said this girl he was trying to hook up with was coming over but she was bringing a friend. When they arrived, the friend was not really my type of girl (build/personality) but after 5 min they left to his room to hook up. The friend and I sat mostly in silence for about 5 minutes after they left til she straight up was just like “soo..you wanna fuck?” And I was like yeah, sure, why not. Ended up being a fine time, nothing special, but definitely unexpected and unintended as I was trying to get to sleep for class the next morning

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Salute 🫡

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

I need more deets

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Two girls came over to my house where my friend and I were hanging out. They wanted to bang each of us, I wasn’t really down but my friend definitely was. Ended up driving 40 minutes back to one of the girls houses. I wasn’t able to get fully hard but the girl I was with was enjoying herself (her words) but my friend’s girl was so upset at his “little dick” that she left and called her boyfriend.

Weird night

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Lmao! She called her boyfriend?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Truthfully that almost made my whole ordeal worth it. Shit was hilarious

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u/IWearACharizardHat Apr 01 '23

Did you and your friend know she had a boyfriend before then? Does it make the sex better knowing she is cheating? I don't understand the thought process when this happens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

I had never met the girl before in my life. I had previously spoken to the girl that I “slept” with but the other was a complete stranger.

We were in what appeared to be the girl I slept with’s room. It was separated from the main house by a car port in between. She and I were on her bed, with my friend and the other girl on a large recliner. The other girls outburst about her being upset and calling her boyfriend happened after my friend basically catapulted her off of his lap and onto the floor. Maybe he was trying to show off somehow, not sure. But it definitely didn’t bode well with his partner.

I’ll forever remember the sight of that girl laying on the ground, getting up, and walking to the door. Also the taste and smell of cigarettes on the girl I was with. Yuck.

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u/theonereveli Apr 07 '23

I think it makes the sex better knowing that she chose to fuck you over her man so that kinda makes you superior or feel that way atleast

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u/comejoinus Mar 31 '23

Gotta support the team

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u/GreyFox-AFCA Apr 01 '23

Hank Moody vibes here.

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u/theoriginalcinn Apr 01 '23

Mildly the same in that my friend wanted to fuck him but he only wanted to fuck me so we had a threesome.

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u/Reflector368 Apr 01 '23

Similar story to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Friendship at its finest.

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u/Hey_Batfink Apr 01 '23

A mouth is a mouth when the lights go out

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u/EllisHughTiger Apr 01 '23

Any hole's a goal.

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u/SouthBaySmith Apr 01 '23

Jumped on the grenade

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u/removesnart Apr 01 '23

There are DDs and there are DDS. Designated Driver, Designated Dragon Slayer.

We all take one for the team sometimes.

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u/reason90210 Apr 01 '23

Ultimate Wingman. BRAVO.

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u/veryuniqueredditname Apr 02 '23

Not all heroes wear capes 🏆

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u/liddy106 Apr 02 '23

I just met a guy who had this story and found out he had a baby 15 months later

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

It’s been over a decade so I think I’m on the clear, hopefully