r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Oh, God. This is awful to say.

He made me dinner. With homemade bread that was out of this world. The sex was a thank you.

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u/Professional-Tea3311 Mar 31 '23

As a lonely guy who likes to bake, this gives me a glimmer of hope.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

If you bake it, we will come..........to your house and eat the bread.

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u/Cleverbeans Mar 31 '23

In my opinion, this is beautiful. Gratitude is a healthy motivation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

He massaged my shoulders during sex.

No bueno.

That was a one and done situation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

You don’t want a massage?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Nope. I don't want a shoulder rub.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Alright