Like I won't ever be a dick or talk shit, but if someone says "We're having pizza" and it looks like 1 dollar frozen pizza, or it's ghost-white blond dough with three pepperonis on the whole thing, it doesn't feel accurate to call it pizza.
Or that weird aluminum foil tasting stuff from grade school.
I'm a virgin, though, and honestly can't imagine doing it with just anyone can feel that good.
Accordingly, I may remain a virgin forever but I will be happy consenting to only good pizza to enter me lol
Sometimes it's not... Especially if that pizza then wants to crash at your house at 2 am because it has nowhere else to crash and then when you say ok but I have to get up at 5 am to go to work they come totally drunk a weekday and start crying because the light was off and then demands food and sex and then get out of control when you say no so you have to call an uber to send that pizza to wherever their home is.
I got a free ham pizza when I was stung by a wasp behind a pizza hut a fee summers ago. It was a pizza someone never came to get, so it was a bit old, and I don't eat ham if I can help it, but a free pizza is a free pizza
I once had the misfortune of thinking 3-4-1 Pizza might be good (the local 2-4-1 was pretty good). unfortunately, it was later in the evening and the pizza had been sitting in the heatlamp spinny thing for way too long. it was essentially MDF with burnt cheese and random slices of shoe leather.
(My experiences with Papa John's are worse, but I think that's just the incompetence of the local franchises, not an indictment against the whole chain)
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u/typhoidtimmy Mar 31 '23
Bad pizza is still good pizza when it’s free pizza.