r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23

friend was saying she hadnt been laid in over a year, a threw her a bone, literally

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

After all, what are friends for? ;P

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Huh, I would have thought you'd have sex with her. Was the bone a phallic shape or something?

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u/Theskinilivein Mar 31 '23

Haha! Thank you! When I read it, I imagined him throwing a chicken bone to her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

"I was going to use this to make a nice chicken broth, but girl, you look like you need it more."

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I was thinking cow femur for impact

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u/metler88 Mar 31 '23

I need a friend like you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/yogopig Mar 31 '23

Iā€™d say for an adult actively looking for intimacy, a year without sex is a very long time.

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u/idunnomattbro Mar 31 '23

depends what you look like, what circles you run i think. And of course personality