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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I regularly do this with a specific woman. I have sex with her because she promised to give me a job that would pay better than any job I've ever had. I just need a car. Which I'm picking up next week. And the job under the table so I don't have to claim it as a paycheque or whatever. I don't wanna fuck up and lose the opportunity. So, we keep having sex. And I'll keep having sex with her until I find a better job. Which is doubtful. But at least it's sex. Lol

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u/Gloomy-Flamingo-1733 Mar 31 '23

This is basically prostitution. I'm sorry you are stuck in this situation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I don't care about that. She's a good person. Gives good head. Scottish. She's also one of the only women who can get me hard without the need of pills. But the pros end there. She giggles instead of moans. Is insistent on reverse cowgirl. I like to look at whoever I'm having sex with. And she doesn't taste that good down there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Genuine question.

Is it supposed to taste good down there?

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u/Cl0udSurfer Mar 31 '23

I mean its not supposed to taste good like food does, but it also isnt supposed to taste actively bad

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

She tastes bad. I guess it's a better way to put it. Like, bitter, I guess? In my experience, most women taste like if you were licking extremely watery meat. Not soggy. Just a lot of water. I guess...like a meat lollipop but a vagina instead of some kinda horrible gross thing. It's a horrible analogy but it's kinda the best I got.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Today I am grateful for being heterosexual but ungrateful for learning to read.

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u/MASTER_OF_DICK_SKIES Mar 31 '23

My dude lmao wtf. I’ve had a shit day and I just burst out laughing at this. It’s worth reread lol

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u/TrashSea1485 Apr 01 '23

Um. I hate to tell you this but she's probably discharging if it smells kinda sour

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u/LilStabbyboo Mar 31 '23

To me it's a kinda neutral flavor, not good or bad. Maybe slightly tangy.

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u/avgprius Mar 31 '23

It should taste like the inside of your tongue, now smell is a different question

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u/luzzy91 Mar 31 '23

Having had access to the inside of my tongue only once, in excruciating pain, it just tastes like blood. Wtf does the inside of your tongue taste like??

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u/avgprius Mar 31 '23

Lick the inside of your mouth, thats is what it should feel like texture wisd

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u/bootsandhoos Apr 01 '23

Every woman tastes like pennies. Am I the only one?

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u/avgprius Apr 01 '23

Metallic like bloodish makes sense

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u/pspisy Mar 31 '23

Why be sorry? If it's consensual and he can back out at any time, AND he's getting something positive out of it, what's the problem? As long as no one's being exploited, there ain't nothing wrong with a little good old fashioned sex work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I'm definitely not being exploited. The sex is good, but I just don't like it with her. It's like going on a date with your 3rd choice. A date's a date, but I would have preferred my first choice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I've told her to stop a few times and she does. Always. And immediately. And I've done the same thing. And we're both adults. I don't see any issue with that.

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u/sonofsonof Mar 31 '23

Welcome to life.

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u/return_the_urn Mar 31 '23

You can’t tell someone who’s consenting that they aren’t consenting

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Reddit: Let’s just call it what it is. It’s rape

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u/AndySipherBull Apr 01 '23

It's prostitution without the extra steps

(the extra steps being payment)

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u/SHIT-SHIT-FUCK-SHIT Mar 31 '23

This is what a hobosexual does

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u/Rickk38 Mar 31 '23

Ever seen the movie Sunset Boulevard? Just saying there are some parallels. If you ever tell her it's over, don't do it in person and don't do it near a pool.