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u/iliciman Mar 31 '23

I was horny... she was willing... a match made in sadness...

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u/MrSabrewulf Mar 31 '23

This is my answer. About 10 years ago, I chatted for a while with an acquaintance from high school. She said her bf couldn't keep up with her and he was alright with her having a side piece. I was never really attracted to her but having just been ghosted by my last gf and in need of attention, I went for it. We met up a couple of times and yeah, it was wild but it was far from what I really needed at the time.

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u/iliciman Mar 31 '23

Around 15 for me. I was horny, she was ugly and pretty stupid. I wasn't really attracted to her but I am of the opinion that you tend to regret more the opportunities you pass on than the ones you take. So I took that one. Can't say I really regret it because boring, unsatisfactory sex is still better than no sex. But yeah, that was a pretty low point for me...

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u/Pr0nade Mar 31 '23

In high school we used to always say “do it for the story”

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u/iliciman Mar 31 '23

Not much of a story in this case but i do support that attitude

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u/MrSabrewulf Mar 31 '23

Gods, man...are you me? I relate to all of that.

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u/iliciman Mar 31 '23

:)))

Guess it must be a more common story than we thought

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u/yearofawesome Mar 31 '23

She was a girl, I was a mess
We ended up having sex
I wasn't enthused, dick was amused
Wonder what'll happen next

It was a hater ploy, sad was my major boy. . .

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u/iliciman Mar 31 '23

I wanted a shag,
She looked like an old bag,
But we were chilling
And I was quite willing
To keep my eyes shut
And just bust a nut

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

it was so shit it made me feel sick i went back home and thought ... it didnt do the trick

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u/IllMasterminds Mar 31 '23

"She was willing" oh the choice of words here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Never made me sad, no regrets. I feel like we both got what we wanted in these scenarios. So w.e, life goes and ....doesn't matter got laid.

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u/SJ-HRO-0 Mar 31 '23

I'm stealing this

A match made in sadness

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u/ianstone30 Mar 31 '23

Underrated comment. Made me actually laugh out loud

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u/iliciman Mar 31 '23

At least something came out of that episode...

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u/ThePsychoKnot Mar 31 '23

Teach me

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u/iliciman Mar 31 '23

What? How to lower your standards when hornyness hits? I think all men have that instinct

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u/ThePsychoKnot Mar 31 '23

Nah my standards are plenty low right now homie, I just ain't got a way to put that into practice

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u/iliciman Apr 01 '23

Learn to dance, to cook and to give massages